Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Very good

 

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted...

 

Okay a memory test.

In the James Bond film Moonraker, during the iconic scene where Dolly smiles at Jaws, were her braces clunky wires, or something more delicate?

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I'll know if you peeped.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/vEBaW2tFw9dJpNYH/?mibextid=WC7FNe

 

Love it.

 

Well said that person, no racism in the statement just the truth.

 

Donald Trump moonlighting in some place in Pakistan

Trump selling kulfi in Pakistan? Internet found a look alike (youtube.com)

 

I suspect it’s bollocks.
If it was true it would have been posted with a link. I suspect it’s mainly been posted to whip up actual racists though.
Having said that I personally don’t think halal meat should be available here, but that’s because I value animal rights more than religious beliefs.

 

There is literally a statement below the tweet that has been posted saying that the content is oft-repeated bollocks. Designed to rile up gents that spend a lot of time scrolling Twitter, I suppose.

 

It never did the Kray's any harm.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

****!!!
I ****ing love karma.