I was given some Coconut moisturiser for Christmas and I've been using it now morning and night for 2 months. To be honest though i can't see any difference at all....
Is boffing a coconut actually depraved? I don't think that it's illegal. Anyway how would you go about it? Drill a hole I guess. I usually access them by belting them with a mallet. Not in a sexual way, mind. Just 'cos they're notoriously difficult buggers to open. You could cut them in half and do the horsey, horsey, clip-clop noise I suppose. If you were relaxing in a gentlemanly manner whilst doing that, then I guess that could be perceived as being a bit depraved. As you were.
I dig You dig He digs She digs It digs We dig You dig They dig It’s a terrible poem. But it’s very deep.
I dug You dug He dug She dug It dug We dug You dug They dug It’s still a terrible poem , but now it’s even deeper.
Bought myself a Kit Kat when I was at the shops. Assembly seems pretty straightforward, just need to work out how to get the whiskers and tail to stay on.