Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Alright own up !!!! Who’s been pouring fat down the sink.... just kidding it’s in brumie
But **** me....300 tonne..

 

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

 

A sniffer dog?

 

Photic sneeze reflex is also known, somewhat humorously, as autosomal dominant compelling helio-ophthalmic outburst (ACHOO syndrome). It's a condition characterized by successive sneezing induced by bright light. This is different from a normal sneeze, which is triggered by an infection or an irritant.

 

Thanks Dr Sheldon Cooper.

 

https://theyorkshiresociety.org/25188-2/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-56944249

 

Now this could be eye watering....

Bill and Melinda Gates divorce after 27 years of marriage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56975466

 

Worth about $130 billion,
How about we go 50 50

 

I'd take 99:01 of that in your favour if it was offered.

 

That highlights my point even better, when there is so much that you can't spend it all is it worth arguing about?

 

All that would do would be to make solicitors wealthier. It's not even monopoly money. My liver groans at the thought of me having a good day at the races, it'd just give up the ghost before the damage hit if I got a lottery win, never mind the sort of numbers they're playing with.

 

If either of them got just 1% they'd still be in the richest 2,000 people on the planet.

 

Apparently they're parting as friends and continuing to work together. If that's the case I can't see the lawyers getting much of it.

 

You never met a woman?

 

Most married couples couldn't claim that.

Seems bloody pointless then. If they can do that, why the **** are they getting divorced?