Don’t panic, it was only temporary. The song a pub with no beer was about how devastating it was when the beer supplies ran out at that hostelry for a time,
Top ten dad jokes 1 Elevators terrify me... I'm taking steps to avoid them. I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards', and I thought... 'That's just spam...' What do you call a man with no shins? Tony. Me and my friends put a band together, we named it 999 megabytes. Still don't have a gig though. I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me. I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda. It was a Fanta Sea. Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU. In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said: 'Homer's a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.' I said to my wife: 'When I die I'd like to die having sex.' She replied: 'At least it'll be quick.' I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood. So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles. 'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun. I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It's because they charge a lot. Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody. My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game. Did you hear about the new Origami Porn channel? It's paper view only. I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary. I said, 'Mark, my words!' I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
There’s a town in southern Saskatchewan called Big Beaver and I believe there’s Clit in Norway and ****ing in Austria!
Oxford University Press word of the year for 2022, 'goblin mode'. Apart from it being 2 words is it just me that's never heard of it? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63857329
Reminds me of a joke. A man is visiting his wife who is in hospital in a long term Coma. The nurse and a Dr pulls him to one side and tell him they've had a break through. They explained that while they were washing between her legs she moved a little and mad a small moaning sound. The Dr suggests they give him and his wife a little privacy and he tries oral sex with her to see if it simulates her out of the coma. He readily agrees and they leave the room. 2 minutes later all the alarms go off on the monitors and they come rushing back in. what happened ask the Dr? "I don't know" says the husband " I just got going and she started gagging and choking!!"