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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    The real **** U2 tribute band?
     
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  2. Newlandcasual2

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    Proper clever this...

     
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    Newlandcasual2, Mar 15, 2023
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Highway robbery
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 15, 2023
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  4. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of an old joke...
    An elephant has done a ton on the M1, the police advise to treat it as a roundabout.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Mar 15, 2023
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  5. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    where’s the joke?
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Mar 15, 2023
  6. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Before your time probably-ton is an imperial measure of weight, and also slang for 100 miles per hour.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Mar 15, 2023
  7. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    An elephant ways around 5 tons, so the animal was going 500mph??
     
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  8. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    No, it did a ton of ****
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Mar 15, 2023
  9. balkan tiger

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    It was ****.
     
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    balkan tiger, Mar 15, 2023
  10. Gone For A Walk

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    ...in a roundabout way
     
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    Gone For A Walk, Mar 15, 2023
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  11. Anal Frank Fingers

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    It was a Two Ronnies joke in their news section.
     
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    Anal Frank Fingers, Mar 15, 2023
  12. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    It is older than that.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Mar 16, 2023
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    They also did one about a famous elephant tracker getting buried, he later vowed not to follow them so closely.
     
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    FER ARK, Mar 16, 2023
  14. Ron Burguvdy

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    Well that's good night from him...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Mar 16, 2023
  15. Sumatran_Tiger

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    ...and it's goodnight from them
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Mar 16, 2023
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  16. Ullofaman

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    It being the day that it is:

    The Banshees of Old Trafford
     
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    Ullofaman, Mar 17, 2023
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    It being the day that it is:

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    Ullofaman, Mar 17, 2023
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    Is it a trunk road?
     
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    cheshireles, Mar 18, 2023
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  19. Gone For A Walk

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    Spooky!!
     
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    I can be a miserable old sod.... its ok you dont need to confirm it ha!!!.. but having discovered this purely by accident and having it affect me so much in a positive way, I hope you dont mind that I share it. Im sure many watched the series (I didnt). The young girl in the clip is Lucy. 13 years of age. She is severely neurodiverse - She has a chromosome 16 duplication which causes autism traits, developmental delay and intellectual disability and was born with cancerous tumours in her eyes which cause her to lose her sight.

    This is her winning the competition at the Royal Festival Hall. Take 5 minutes...

     
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    TIGERSCAVE, Mar 18, 2023
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