Can I just say this is one of my favouritest favouritest posts ever. The first sentence is spot on. The next sentence is better, and then, well, you can change your name to 'The Right Juan' for me. (Naturally I reserve the right to a 180 degree turn if you turn mad at some future point.)
Bit of ITK, I was told by a reliable source Newcastle wanted Harry when Pardew left, its all down to money, He wont uproot they will fly him up and down. Mags did not offer him enough last time, if they come up with the cash he will go there.