Aston Villa

I like Villa because they play in a jolly nice kit and I once bumped into Gordon Cowans down the pub! I hate their fooking manager though with his Budgie history but I will forgive him just this once if he gets a result at the Etihad!

 

Villa are going to get hammered, 5 - 1

 

Aston villa beat man city 7 -1 in the 1900/01 season

Theyll surely match that on theyre landmark 113th anniversary

 

We gave you £20m purely out of generosity a few years back. Now you can repay us.

 

"Tom Hanks Is a fan of English Premier League soccer team Aston Villa and was presented with a shirt on a TV show with the print 'Hanks 1' on the back."

Tom knows his stuff

 

Prince William The Duke of Cambridge will be cheering for the Villa as well as David Cameron and the former Bank of England Governor Lord King!

 

Aston Villa are a spiffing bunch of chaps and I will partake in fistycuffs with any man, woman or child who says otherwise.

 

Villa are a bunch of muppets but as the new movie proves even muppets can rob royalty blind

 

They are the only supporters who have ever inflicted football violence on me, but I still hope they batter city tonight

 

How they **** did you managed that? I thought there would be much more

 

We're saving a ****ing laugh here, Tobes

 

That just means they're due one

 

What the actual **** is this?

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Sounds like someone got a copy of The Secret or some such BS

 

But if we all just focus our collective energies on the game tonight we can actually force city to play badly.

 

I'm meditating and humming..


ahhhrummmmmm.... Kompany score 3 own goals.... ahhhhhrummmmmm.... Villa put 5 past Hart in the first 45 minutes.... ahhhhhrummmmmm

 

If Villa win I'll put a big Villa badge in my sig.

 

And I'll have my legal name changed to that of a former Aston Villa manager.

 

Big Ron would have gone down a storm down your neck of the woods

 

I'm guessing you already have the same name as a former Villa manager:

George Ramsay
W. J. Smith
Jimmy McMullan
Jimmy Hogan
Alex Massie
George Martin
Eric Houghton
Joe Mercer
Dick Taylor
Tommy Cummings
Tommy Docherty
Vic Crowe
Ron Saunders
Tony Barton
Graham Turner
Billy McNeill
Graham Taylor
Jozef Vengloš
Ron Atkinson
Brian Little
John Gregory
Graham Taylor
David O'Leary
Martin O'Neill
Gérard Houllier
Alex McLeish
Paul Lambert


Really hope your name is 'Dick Taylor' for obvious reasons

I reckon you are either a "Graham Taylor" or "Brian Little".