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Bacon Rolls

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Another classic thread, long overdue too, this could be a two pager.
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    And we haven't even discussed black pudding yet..
     
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  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Said bacon rolls consumed. One is replete.

    Now for another jobby.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    Jobby on a roll? Never tried that, don't think I want to.
     
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  5. ERINBLACK

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    Divine!!
     
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  6. Patience

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    Brown sauce is for poofters.

    A proper roll includes bacon, egg, hash brown, black pudding, and tattie scone, with Thomas Ketchup on it.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hash brown?

    Take a day aff being a bumboy Jiffy ffs.

    Acting like a Nigel :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  8. Patience

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    Aye, especially if it's crisped up correctly. Anyhow, let's face it, any **** coming from somewhere that created square sausage is hardly going to be able to speak about fry ups and rolls <ok>
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not on a roll though...come on m7
     
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  10. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    Thought you were dead auld yin.

    Hows single life? Gettin' all dem bitches in da club ?
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Hash Brown in a roll ffs.

    That's suspect behaviour.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And beans ****o.
     
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    I'm a maverick. Unless you've tried it then best you keep you fenian opinions to yourself.

    Side Note: fried or toasted soda farls are godly.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    farls are gay as **** Jiffy, what are you thinking man?
     
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  15. Ciaran

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    Toasted farls are beaut.
     
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    I'm an eclectic fry up man, what can I say? They're a different option than toast, so when I'm in Ireland I'll have them instead.
     
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    My ideal fry up would have the following:

    Bacon, fried eggs, decent link sausages, black pudding, haggis pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomato, tattie scone, hash browns, toasted soda farls, and a bit of bread fried in the bacon fat of the pan.

    Toast on the side is merely for visual effect unless I'm still peckish and the juices on the plate need mopping.

    ****s who have scrambled eggs, square sausage, or white pudding should be hung from the neck until they are dead.
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    When i was away for a wee night away from it all the other week i had the best haggis with breakfast i have tasted for a long while. Fantastic so it wis.

    The cheap bastards only gave us half a slice of haggis and half a slice of black pudding (which was also very tasty) though.

    Wtf is all that about?

    80 quid a night to so it wisne that cheap as to warrant such shoddy behaviour.
     
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    Hash browns and tattie scones are ****ing vile.

    Strictly for poofs and Mongo's.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Bagels are nice with bacon and golden syrup, maybe a poached egg or two on top.
     
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