That stupid cow drinks alkaline water because of some sort of logic that it helps with various ailments and bodily functions. That in itself is not too stupid, but she likes hers with lime juice, so neutralises the ****ing thing anyway
Both mate, depends on the mood. For three young kids, the middle in says pudding mostly. I would never say it has to be dessert for **** sake, that's just bollocks.
Why? Do you never sit on your own? Prefer your own company to that of others? Ever have a coffee on your own? What's the difference? *appreciate that's a lot of questions*