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Barry's piles

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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    The official not606 hemerrhoid support group page.
    Having never suffered with Emma Freuds I feel helpless to give advice to poor Edge so If anyone has any farmer Giles tips please share in this supportive environment.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 31, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Eat plenty stovy's
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He's got stovy's hingin' oot his erse!
     
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  4. Nathan Barley

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    Are you sure that is how it's speld ?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I
     
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    *Aye
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only had the Dukes once or twice

    Just push them back up with your finger. That's what I do <ok>

    The old "poke n clench"

    (Not even kidding)
     
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  9. Nathan Barley

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    Trev learnt to cope with his Nurenburg trials and overcame.
    We salute you.
     
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    Vaseline, plenty of Vaseline.
     
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  11. Nathan Barley

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    So nobody else has suffered with the Jeremy Kyles ?
     
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    Are you trying to rhyme 'trials' with 'piles', you great, carrot-crunching yokel?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 1, 2015
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    Nigels pronounce all their vowels the same.
     
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    the Jeremy kyles, the Nobby stiles the duke of argyles the Sigmund freuds
    rip Roddy piper
     
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  16. Nathan Barley

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    Trial & pile rhyme they are English words & if you can't get your stupid Jock mouths to replicate the sounds you can always use your own language, oh that's right Trevor you don't have one because we made you lot use ours.
    <party>
    Another win for me :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Nathan Barley, Aug 1, 2015
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    Viva Nigel. <laugh>
     
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    I have been a martyr to my Chalfonts over the years. One night on the light ales and the next morning I'm ****ting razor blades. I recommend generous application of Anusol cream, if you can handle going into a chemists and asking for the stuff (who the **** decided to call it that? ). Oh, and don't go for a Ruby after 8 pints of wifebeater.
     
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    Chalfonts <laugh>
     
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    I rarely suffer from them these days and that is down to:
    1. not wiping too hard with the toilet tissue
    2. finish the job with a soapy flannel
     
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