Beat the scum 6-0

Nobody expected you to ignore it Monty, out in the town tonight having a few Blue Wicked then home for a tug and 250ml of Swan Lighter Fluid.

 

1924 probably

 

1923 actually.

 

So did we score 'six in a row' ? . . . . that's got a ring to it

 

If the mags can call the Fairs Cup a major European trophy then surely we can claim this as 7 in a row.

 

Lets face it. Toon weren't interested in playing for their football careers behind closed doors and just used this as a funny practice against local rivals.

NOT!

Any player on that pitch should have been trying. If only for their professional pride. Their team was trounced by our team. Must have been a lovely bus ride home.....

Or perhaps it was attack v defence?

x

 

You`ve got the wrong idea altogether mate. It was only a daft kickabout.















































Unless, of course they win.

 

I don't count it as 7, I don't read much into it, but it's ****ing hilarious.

Any win against them ****ers is welcome, 6-0 is also super amusing.

 

Can you imagine both boards if they had won 1-0?...............

x

 

It's the 6 goals that slays me!! It's almost as though it's more scripted than wwf!

 

Friendly or not this game will have given young Watmore a timely boost in confidence.

 

Suck it up QWOP! Means nowt obviously but still amusing!

 

I know it means nothing. By slay, I mean I find it hilarious!

 

why not them ****ers up the road would swear blind they have broken the hoodoo if they won

 

when you wish upon a star
it makes a big difference who you are
when you wish upon a star
your dreams come true
except if your a skunk

 

so what your manager picked the team, they wore Skunk shirts,they played for and behalf of your club, they lost, he had a full match to change things around , 7 in a row you know it.............i hear a bohoo

 

I know that it was 'behind closed doors' but I was there this afternoon

It wasn't as 'one sided' as the scoreline suggests, because the away team had more possession of the ball than we did (and we all know that that's more important than scoring goals) and they created quite a few chances of their own . . . . in fact we were fortunate enough to score with the only 6 chances that we had

Our 'keeper, life long Sunderland A.F.C. supporter Steve Harper, was voted 'man of the match' for his outstanding performance, and, because of it, is expected to retain his place against 'City next tuesday

The wally with the brolly was, understandably, upset by the numerous refereeing decisions that went against his team, and blamed the obviously biased Mark Clattenburg (who is not normally allowed to referee Sunderland A.F.C. games because of his well known allegiance to them) for the humiliating defeat

McLaren watched the second half from the sixth row, with 5 of his chums, behind the dugout, because he feared that he might 'do something silly' if he was too close to Clattenburg, and, whilst sitting six in a row in the sixth row, was quoted as saying "I'm ****ing six of this ****ing rubbish . . . . even though I had previously had a 'sixth sense' that this was going to happen"

He continued . . . . "Thank seven that it wasn't any more than six goals in a row, or indeed six defeats in a row"

He continued a bit more, asking "this doesn't count as seven in a row, does it . . . . nurse ?"

He also said "my team's confidence has been sevenely (oops, I mean severely) dented by this defeat in the build up to our next game against . . . . whoever the ****ers are playing next wednesday (that'll be a sticky one)." Then he giggled . . . . wetting himself in the process

but I just thought that I'd see what it was like in Monty's world (I wasn't really there )

 

****ing pissed of is not the word.
I'm out to smash the toon up fosters tastes like ****ing vinegar now

 

Is 'off' the word

 

When did it not?