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Birthday Thread

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Nearly, but no cigar eh ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 26, 2023
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Mines ages away
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 26, 2023
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Getting awfully close, well down to single figures!
    The big day approaches!!!!!
    Who’s throwing the party?
    Who we throwing in the party?
    Who’s been thrown out of the party?
     
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    Didley Squat, May 30, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Guess what tomorrow is?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 1, 2023
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Friday ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 1, 2023
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dam right!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 1, 2023
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and...................................spill the beans
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 1, 2023
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it’s today.
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    Fcuk yeah!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 2, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Belated congratulations to a wonderful old fart, who deserves all the love and affection a prison warder could give:emoticon-0109-kiss:...:emoticon-0166-cake: :emoticon-0168-drink....<gift>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 6, 2023
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    Belated Birthday greetings from me too, Didley. What did Mrs Squat get you ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 7, 2023
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That’s really big of you.
    I don’t really smell, do l?


    Squat!
    But thanks anyway!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 8, 2023
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    Not even a pair of socks ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 8, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he uses the clean ones as an aid
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 8, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sweet Fanny Adams!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 8, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I don’t have aids.
    Besides, it’s not my birthday today.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 8, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Well, it’s not mine!
    Who then…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 10, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the Auzzie lie detector

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 10, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Think l’ll close the tread for 11 months
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 11, 2023
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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    What's that, the tread on your tyres or shoes ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 11, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Tread easy.
    Just a 'babyboomer' typo!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 12, 2023
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