No mate, I was til 4.30am this morning at my brothers bar, had a drunken accident and I'm in pain so getting fit and ready for tomorrow's binge drink
The missus locked me out the miserable twat, I was climbing through the bedroom window from the bay window roof and fell off the bastard. **** me it was painful
Just text to ask Roger where his allegiance lies if we're both in the same league and I can confirm that it is indeed our beloved club leeds United top lad is our Roger
I bet it looked like one Shako, what the **** was I thinking my next-door neighbour as got cctv I bet he's laughing is bollox off