Bristol City -Jokes that make you laff

Your chance to post some funnies about our noisy neighbours


Heres a couple to start the ball rolling


I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Bristol City win the premier league."

"You crafty b*stard!" said the fairy.


Or this one from Ben Fisher possibly a City supporter?

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Your turn

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Because that made I laff

 

Not so much a joke...just feel sorry for the poor lad.
Didn't anyone tell him about SL's track record with sporting investments?

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Dino...tory-19774057-detail/story.html#axzz2eVxE9nC1

 

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Like the fairy joke - not heard that before

City are on the right track, but as you rightly point out not because of the derby win.

Quasimodo is lying covered in blood at the bottom of the Notre Dame, he looks up to see Esmerelda looking down at him, he shouts to her " This is not what I meant when I said toss me off"

 

My wife was stood at our front door with her suitcase and said, "I'm leaving you because I've had enough of your weird sexual requests."

I replied, "That's fine, but could you slam my dick in the door as you leave?"

 

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