Of course ignoring his multiple unprovoked personal attacks before I responded, you're selectively blind
I didn't have my readers on. You're quite right, he has called you short, when you are probably average sized.
It wasnae me! I have no idea whether or not The Duncoon is vertically challenged. Fir all I know he may be Rees-Mong's taller brother. What I do know though is that the fella's an out and out fruitcake and conspiracy theorist.