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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    What Archers is saying is the UK has always been a melting pot of Asians Africans Arabs & everything else so Tony Blair inviting 7 million people since 1997 is just inviting our indigenous peoples back home ?

    Also Sadiq wants the authority to increase immigration to London as chief English man elect
     
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    I can see why China ISRAEL & Japan are so vehemently keeping their countries homogeneous ethnostates
     
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    Actually, you are a ****ing tit.
     
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    Scotland was almost entirely overrun by poofs in boats, aka Vikings, at this time <ok>
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    You should definitely live in a homogenous ethnostate. The Isle of Man perhaps, 5,000 drunks clinging to a rock.
     
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    Israel is quite a nice mix of cultures in my experience for the most part. 99.999% of us just want to get along.
     
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    Old but still relevant
     
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    In the exact words of Peter the Hermit: "That Stewart Lee fella is a complete and utter bellend."
     
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    I'm an alien you ****ing big pooftah.
     
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    Yet another rampant, raving pooftah and unfunny to boot <cheers>
     
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    Funny **** though. Which is as much as I ask of any comedian.
     
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    He's a Guardian columnists like Franky Boyle & Owen Jones
     
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    Frankie Boyle used to be funny, not so much now he's stopped being wilfully offensive.
     
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    His comedy routine is a 50 minute monologue about Brexit , alcoholism , depression, being middle class, obesity & thick Brexit gammons .

    Low hanging Islington fruit
     
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    The BBC neutered him for money
     
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    Lee mastered the uncomfortable silence between jokes where the audience nervously laughs to not look like they didn't get the joke , like Barrymore.

    Minus the anal rape/manslaughter in the pool
     
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    My daughter found some oysters in the sea today , tempted to eat them but a bit risky

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    Italy come to be in 1861
     
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    He's a ****ing ginger Scotch twat and has never been funny in his puff <ok>
     
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    Is it? I wouldn't know. Tramadol Nights was funny, if a bit dark.
     
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