British Politics

Looks like you’ve put some sort of herb on your beans, the very definition of poovery.

 

I tried reading it once but there weren't enough pictures in it.

 

Beans are for poofs and mongs

 

There's nothing wrong with being a rampant poofter.

You being a so called "artist" should realise that!!

 

The updated version has pics of the Cambodian killing fields, starvation and authoritarianism.


Bread lines are cool or something

 

What you doing later tonight ducky

 

I have some KY is you are interested

 

Been flicking through my Hockney book for inspiration and notice he did loads of paintings with naked or near naked men in. Would you be interested in posing for me?

 

There's nothing I like better than some jelly and ice cream.

Do you have a big one?

 

Absolutely.

As long as beans on toast are on offer for services rendered.

 

I took the only route out for someone from my background. I got a job in a big company, got matey with the transport manager and when the company cars came up for sale slipped him a few quid to let me know what the other bids for them were. The local car dealers couldn't work out why their bids never won. Actually they did occasionally, when the workshop had given me the down that the engine or gearbox had seen better days.

 

You sound like , totally like a socialist man

 

Spuds look good

 

Socialism and corruption go together like beans and toast.

 

Maybe Dunc, but smart, you have to admit.

 

Tut, tut. Food miles.