What a glorious invention. Why is everything about Great Britain so wonderful. I don't think we have ever had a thread devoted to this tantalisingly mouth watering invention. Apparently it was the Earl Of Cucumber that came up with the idea in 1623 after he miraculously survived the sinking of the Titanic in the Pacific Ocean the year before when it was attacked by marauding aliens from a far off galaxy. I tell no word of a lie. Anyway, one digresses, what is everyone's favourite sandwich? Fill yer boots as they say....................somewhere.................probably. Tuna Mayonnaise is probably my favouritey wavity!! Especially with moist cucumber slices. Together with a lovely cup of black tea, Earl Grey, what a sublime culinary combination. Heaven, I'm in heaven I don't suppose the Iranian President will be contributing to this thread.
I’m torn between cheese and onion, and ham and egg. Cheese and ham is not out of the question. Egg and onion probably is.
Another excellent choice of sandwich is baked beans and egg but the fried egg has to be runny for the ideal culinary delight.
Coronation chicken bok bok. Mama hen is sitting pretty, on her nest of straw. Picking worms, scratching dirt, corn kernels in her craw. But when she squats and hurries home, she opens up her legs. It's not brown that's coming out, but Mama's farm fresh eggs!
Red Lester is without a shadow of a doubt the ****tiest tasting cheese on this flat Earth. ****ing bowfing.
Stilton or Roquefort, strong, masculine cheese not the ****terish Red Lester which is insipid, tasteless and ****. Laughing Cow is better than that ****.
Roquefort, like all French cheese, falls from Satan's anus. I thought you were better than that. Sadly, I was mistaken.
