Here are this week's fixtures: 24/4 QPR v Norwich 24/4 West Ham v Chelsea 25/4 Leeds v Man Utd 25/4 Man City v Tottenham 25/4 Reading v Swansea 26/4 Leicester v Palace I'll go for... QPR 2 Norwich 1 West Ham 2 Moneygrabbing Scumbags from SW6 1 Leeds 2 Moneygrabbing Scumbags from Essex 1 Moneygrabbing Scumbags from Manchester 1 Moneygrabbing Scumbags from N17 2 Reading 1 Swansea 1 Leicester 3 Palace 1
QPR 0 Norwich 1 West Ham 1 Chelsea 1 Leeds 1 Man U 1 Manchester City 3 Spurs 0 Reading 1 Swansea 0 Leicester 2 Palace 0
QPR 1 Norwich 1 West Ham 1 Chelsea 2 Leeds 2 Man Utd 2 Man City 3 Tottenham 1 Reading 1 Swansea 2 Leicester 3 Palace 0
QPR 2 v Norwich 1 West Ham 2 v Chelsea 1 Leeds 2 v Man Utd 1 Man City 3 v Tottenham 1 Reading 1 v Swansea 1 Leicester 2 v Palace 1
QPR 1 - 1 Norwich West Ham 2 - 1 Chelsea Ruble Leeds 1 - 2 Manchester Dollar Manchester Dirham 2 - 0 Tottenham Dollar Reading 1 - 2 Swansea Leicester 2 - 0 Palace
Qpr 1 YellowPuke 1 Hammers 2 Chelscum 2 Massive 0 Man Poo 1 Man Schitty 2 Coldspurs 1 FakeHoops 1 Swanshyte 2 Foxes 3 Cardboard Palace 1
I missed the last one so need to catch up: QPR 3 Norwich 0 West Ham 4 Chelsea 1 Leeds 2 Man U 1 Manchester City 1 Spurs 3 Reading 1 Swansea 1 Leicester 1 Palace 1
QPR 2 Norwich 1 West Ham 1 Chelsea 1 Leeds 1 Man U 2 Manchester City 2 Spurs 0 Reading 1 Swansea 1 Leicester 2 Palace 0
24/4 QPR 1 v Norwich 2 24/4 West Ham 1 v Chelsea 2 25/4 Leeds 2 v Man Utd 1 25/4 Man City 4 v Tottenham 1 25/4 Reading 0 v Swansea 1 26/4 Leicester 2 v Palace 1
QPR 2 Norwich 1 West Ham 2 Chelsea 1 Leeds 1 Man Utd 1 Man City 2 Spurs 0 Reading 2 Swansea 0 Leicester 3 Palace 0
QPR 2-2 Norwich West Ham 1-1 Chelsea Leeds 1-2 Man U Manchester City 3-1 Spurs Reading 1-2 Swansea Leicester 3-0 Palace
QPR 1 Norwich 2 West Ham 1 Chelsea 3 Leeds 1 Man U 2 ManchesterCity 3 Spurs 2 Reading 1 Swansea 1 Leicester 2 Palace 1
QPR 2 .......................................... 2 Naaaaawwwwiiiiiiicccchhhhhhhhh. Wetspam 1 ................................... 1 Chelscum. MASSIVE 2 .................................. 3 Manure. Citeh 3 ......................................... 1 Spuds. Fakes 1 ........................................ 1 Swansea. Foxes 3 ........................................ 1 Cripple Palarse.
Hoops 2 Six fingered sister shaggers 1 Wet Spam 1 Scummy Eurotrash 1 MASSIVE 0 Manky red Eurotrash 1 Manky blue Eurotrash 2 Yiddish Eurotrash 0 Fakes 0 Swansealona 1 Foxes 2 Palarse 0
QPR 2 v Norwich 1 West Ham 0 v Chelsea 1 Leeds 0 v Man Utd 2 Man City 3 v Tottenham 1 Reading 0 v Swansea 2 Leicester 3 v Palace 0
QPR 1 v Norwich 2 Rangers prove me wrong West Ham 2 v Chelsea 3 Leeds 2 v Man Utd 3 Man City 3 v Tottenham 1 Reading 2 v Swansea 0 Leicester 3 v Palace 0
QPR 1 Norwich 2 West Ham 1 Chelsea 1 Leeds 2 Man United 4 Man City 3 Tottenham 0 Reading 2 Swansea 0 Leicester 3 Palace 1