The one on the left is obviously Millwall, he's got his brick on a string for multiple uses. The girl? Manchester, because of her Salford Tiara. The middle? Leeds, 'cause he likes a fag.
Having fun looking through the family photo album, eh Davy? Btw, you noticed that you don't look anything like your mam & da?
It's great being Irish, to be sure, to be sure, We're off to Shaks to knock on his door, we'll ask him politely, if he could rightly, spare a beer and a cider for us all...................Bum Bum.
Paddy took his 2 week old chain saw back to the shop,he asked for his money back,saying you told me it would cut down 60 trees a day,and no matter how hard I work I can only cut down 40. The shop keep said let me have a look,pulled the chord and revved it up a bit,just then Paddy shouts out what the fooks that noise.
Giver or receiver......... I think I'll change the subject. How do you think our new keeper has done so far