OJ Simpson, and Mojo Nixon the man that sang about him, died mere months apart. And the guy who Nixon played in the movie Great Balls of Fire died two days after Nixon too. Everyone linked to Nixon is dying. Wherever Elvis is hiding in Brazil, he's probably next
Elvis would be 89 now so probably safe to say he died of a massive heart attack eating his weight in plantain if he did make it over there.
Dead Elvis - always happy to help, Ponks - hate to see you dazed and confused ... "cream then jam? ... jam then cream?"...
Derek Underwood anyone? Can someone say yes so I can make a joke about him spinning in his grave? Thanks.