Celtic’s Terrorist Shame – The Real Scandal In Scottish Football

To be fair every civvy having a pint in a Manchester pub were the same. Without the beards.

 

Coffee for me grandad. And be sharp about it or ye'll feel the back o me hand.

 

...and the murder.

 

When I stayed in Manchester about 6 years ago there was a pub selling pints for 90p.

 

They were pooftas, though (it was on Canal Street after all) so they probably deserved it.

 

That's no reason to blow the ****ers up.

 

Dev goes on a 4 day beel crusade against Chapper for misquoting him, or something equally tragic, but when Venom says he deserves to get blown up for being a stupid **** and he sits back and takes it. What a strange character

 

I don't understand it

If we Brits are such good guys, why do so many poor people try to kill us

Must be jealously..la la la la la la la

 

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Sloppy pints Gambol.

 

Now that is a reason.

 

That would be worse...

 

Hey, if we were all nufters hanging about Canal St living for nothing more than poppers and a bit of bum fun, there would be no need for armies or terrorist groups.

This whole thread, and the entire history of modern urban conflict could all be avoided if we all just put a bit more value in sparkly clothes and the pertness of men's bottoms.

You don't ever hear of a militant gay guy blowing up a straight club.

...or a state army of gays invading a straight country because they "threaten the peace of the gay world".

Everyone go gay and we'll all get along a lot better, I reckon.

I might very well have just had a big gay epiphany

 

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It's because he knows what I said is entirely true.

Imagine signing up to fight ****s with out-of-date weaponry and Molotov cocktails.

The quicker the terrorists kill the soldiers and vice-versa the better I say.

 

Um, no, Venom.

We've already established, I think, that the sooner everyone gets their buns parked on a boaby and learns to love their fellow man's chopper rather than hate his ideology, the safer and happier we'll all be.

Plus, there'd be nae weans

 

Venom isn't a rangers fan.

So many?

Last I saw it was just a couple o mad paki's...

 

On a more positive note.

Medro will hopefully (fingers crossed) be hangin out the back of a 23 year old honey.

Just got the text from her that she callin up to my palace.

Please step forth and wish me good luck.

No nasty comments now.

 

You blow your girlfriend up.

 

Do you think Venom was being serious or was he fishing for mugs?

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