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Cheeky Rooney bid

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk Milk, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    So he's for sale now it appears.

    Y'know he loves us and wants to finally move up to a big club.

    Rooney? Downing? A cheque for £15 million?

    Good idea?

    Or do you think they will give us more than £15 mill and Wayne Rooney for Downing?
     
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  2. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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  3. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    **** that, I'll stick with Horse meat thanks. Imagine if they found Rooney DNA in the burgers<yikes> oh you mean to play football, silly me<laugh>
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We don't need a cleaner!
     
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  5. Rubadub

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    £15 mil is prob about £7mil too much. "The White Pele" has been found out as average and a more fitting nickname would be "The Bald Dean Windass".

    I don't think whiskey face has ever forgiven Rooney for wanting to leave and join City, the only thing that stopped Rooney leaving was the scumbag manu fans outside his house with balaclavas on threatening to kill his poor innocent kid.
     
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  6. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Apparently this is what Rooney said when interviewed today "If I do leave MUFC, I'm not going to play for Real Madrid. It took me long enough to learn English, let alone German. **** that."
     
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  7. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha, please tell me that's an actual quote!

    Rooney? Having a laugh. Can't afford his wages and his old whores are long dead.
     
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  8. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    I think the deal makes perfect sense... United get the English Ronaldo... we see a surge in sales of Liverpool FC branded mumus, women's wheel chairs, and false teeth.

    Rooney loves us... the fans would open their arms to him... the elderly ladies would open their thighs for him. He gets to bang in a few goals for us when Suarez gets suspended for calling John Terry a whitey.

    What could go wrong?
     
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  9. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    It makes me laugh that Mancs think they will get £40/50m for him, in yer dreams, if they sell him.IMO they will get about £15m TOPS, they will be aching to get his £12m PER YEAR, off the wage bill. Id be amazed if he leaves , no one could afford him, Barce and Real and everyone else for that matter, will be lookin for better, cheaper players who are 5 yrs younger
     
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  10. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    He'll sell, but not for 40mill. You'd be looking at the likes of PSG being interested around the 25/30mill mark I guess...and city, just for ****s and giggles
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apparently it's a load of bollocks.
     
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  12. That lads got some big cheeks though <yikes>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

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    there's always one who just can't go with the joke.

    After seeing nani in the CL i think Ferguson need downing bad and we should hold out for rooney, 15mil AND hernandez cos if nothing else getting that declan donnelly wannabee off utd books will mean they won't ever score against us again.

    you';d think we'd learn though.. joe cole was fat and injury prone and bald and here we are repeating the same old errors...
     
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  14. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Cheeky Rooney Bid?

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  15. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Rooney and Suarez wouldnt work.
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    The bald Dean Windass <laugh> like it <ok>
     
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  17. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    I really cant imagine Rooney abroad.

    Man City or Spurs?
     
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  18. Tobes

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    I can see why he was dropped, the lad's put on a bit of timber of late...

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  19. BringBackfootie

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    Fergie won;t sell to City.

    So tell me this, if Rooney goes and RvP who aint young btw, gets injured, they have Welbeck and Hernandez?

    Nah, Rooney ain't going anywhere yet.
     
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  20. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Rooney will not be sold unless someone other than City or Chelsea offers crazy money. Everyone has their price but tbh the speculation is just nonsense at the moment. Slow news day.
     
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