I would like to, on behalf of the whole of Swansea, apologise to Chelsea for 'pissing on their parade!' I understand that it was bad manners for a team living within their means to take points from a group of overpaid mercenaries; Chelsea have spent a lot of money in their attempt to buy the Premier League title and it is unforgivable that we should get in their way. I also hope that little Diego isn't too 'tuckered out' - all that diving must have been exhausting for the retarded little cockwomble. I have had a stern word with all the Swansea players and they are suitably ashamed at having the audacity to tackle him - I promise it won't happen again! I also feel that I must apologise to Chris Sutton and the other Match of the Day pundits for not throwing the game - it really was a 'poor show' after little old Swansea were allowed to play in the ENGLISH premier league - where are our manners!!!! So to make up for it, what would you like the results to be against the other EPL golden boys? Let us know the results you want and we will try to help you out after all us Welshies need to 'know our place'! We can't be showing up you overpaid ****ers every week can we?