Chinky

I hope that isn't considered racist. I am actually 7/48ths Chinese anyway.

Thinking that I mat order a Chinese takeaway tonight. Any recommendations from our esteemed multi-cultural humanoids on here?

I have always been partial to the Black (oh dear I trust that isn't racist) Bean Sauce. I must say that I much prefer noodles to rice, much tastier. Rice is somewhat bland I find, even the egg fried rice. Mind you I am somewhat bland myself.

 

At the risk of derailing this thread wildly off topic.

Just bought some Hovis digestives and dunked them into my coffee.

What's your fave biscuit @Drew

 

Is it not called a Chinker?

 

Hovis digestives. FFS.
Haven’t you heard of Hob Knobs..
Yum.

 

Biscuits you say?

That's a thread in itself.

Ginger Nuts are my ideal biscuit partner. They never let you down.

 

good point well made sir.

 

I didn't think that through properly Trev!

 

I’d recommend the smeg fried rice every time.

 

Isn't that the type of rice that makes you fridgeid?

 

Very good sir, I can also recommend pork fried rice, but best to let it cool down a bit first.

 

^^^Hoose Rice

 

I may go for the Mongo Beef, sorry I mean Mongolian Beef.

Then again I may not bother all because I'm a ****ing eccentric and wacky devil may care type of twat.

You just never know with me.

 

Did I ever tell you guise that I was born in Hong Kong?

 

No. Only thing you’ve told us about HK is you’ve been and had squid there.

 

You are such a silly sausage, you must be thinking of when I ate jellyfish and seahorses in Taiwan? Or ad Hector Brocklebank calls them, "jellyfash"

 

Is it true that chink woman dont shave the chuff and have a full on growler?

and can anyone show proof as I need new **** material

 

No, not true, but their fannies go horizontal as opposed to vertical.

 

Update from Ground Control.

The takeaway was fantastic.

Suitably replete.

 

I phoned up the Chinese restaurant and asked "do you deliver"

And the guy said "no, we dae chicken, beef, pork and pwawn".



I made that up myself BTW.

 

I called the waiter over to make a complaint about my meal, "this chicken is rubbery" I said.
"Frank you sir" replied the waiter.