chris evans

i think i passed the ginger on 2 sundays ago rumour has it he has a garage near me with 40 ferraris in it he has bloated a bit how much you reckon hes worth???

 

20 mil at least

 

He doesn't have to work, he does it because he enjoys it. Tell you what, if I had half his money I would not be getting up at early o'clock to do a radio show. I'd be in my ****ing chariot till 11 with two supermodels each and every day.

 

he has garage in greenwich and one in island gardens he seems put on a bit of weight when i saw him the other sunday and was in a very bad mood for some reason so i didnt go up and say hello i think his wife was with him -its really quite suprising see a famous person in your street who have you bumped into<

 

Yeah, it's a real buzz. A few years ago I bumped into Marti Pellow, manic smiling frontman of of Wet Wet Wet and star of duff versions of West End musical fame, and he spoke to me. He said get out of my garden.

 

I saw the ugly duckling the other day he said "Quack get out quack quack get out of town"

 

You missed out two quacks.

 

Mindy FAIL#

 

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ugly git dowie is

 

Forgot you were a 'sexgod'

 

We were in a hotel in the French Alps about 25years ago and Neil Kinnock was at the bar.i said to the Mrs "Who is that ginger chap at the bar?" Neil Kinnock she says.Turns out he was at a Hydro Electric engineers conference and a Frenchman.Best double I have ever seen.

 

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There's nowt worse than blowing one's own nose with a wet wipe. Horrible experience.

 

Unless someone else has already used said wet wipe on their arse.

 

Mistaking a disinfectant wipe for a wet wipe and wiping your arse with it is worse. Very nippy, so I'm told

 

^^^^^^ Poof

 

I once used a dashboard wipe instead of a windscreen wipe,ended up embedded in a tree but we saw the funny side after a couple of years of rehab.