Some bloke in Westerhope has got his decs up already. Anyone else see any decorations up near them yet? Just don’t get the point to be fair. Far too early.
There’s a bellend near me who never takes his outdoor led lights down and also has a Santa teddy biscuit Tim in his kitchen window all year round.
Look, it's not my fault, I tried to get the lights down from the roof, but my ladder broke. I bought another ladder, but that one broke too. And the 3rd one. They just don't make ladders like they used to. So I just leave the Xmas lights up
It's why I've left my Xmas lights up all year, but some grumpy old neighbour keeps just complaining about them. Miserable twat.
Just a thought, IF Christmas is cancelled this year, we do still get to eat and drink in excess, right?