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Classic Patter

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Dec 28, 2017
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I heard there's a party in your pants so can I come?
     
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    £75 million you say? That's a bargain - where do we sign?
     
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  4. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    I much prefer Chopin's Mazurkas to his poxy Nocturnes!

    PS; only use this nonsense with 'Made In Chelsea' type swallowers!

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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "She's got a fanny on her like a punched lasagne"

    <laugh> classic Iain patter <party>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 28, 2017
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What letter comes after "g" and before "i"?

    That would be haitch

    Naw, it is aitch, ya fenian bastard. I blame the schools <party>
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The vast majority of Chopin's mazurkas are ghastly, whereas all but one of his nocturnes (15th) are sublime.

    Your patter, sir, is doomed to fail.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Me: name a mode of transport that Phileas Fogg used when he went around the world?

    Declan: a hot air ballon

    Me: no, you uneducated, fenian bastard, he never used one.

    Declan: but it's on one of the covers of the books

    Me: is it aye? Well, they are stupid ****s too. I blame the schools.


    <laugh> more classic Iain patter <party>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 28, 2017
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Around the world in 80 gays.

    ST's autobiography.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You know wit Iain i can imagine you having that conversation in the pub on a Saturday night. In fact i can imagine you having that conversation in the pub every Saturday night.

    Ya tedious tuechter.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have it with myself everyday.


    <laugh> even more classic Iain patter <party>
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I made up “no ****, Sherlock”
     
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  14. monacoger

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    No ****, Sherlock?
     
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  15. Patience

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    Danny Welbeck
     
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  16. monacoger

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    One of my best ones yet, mate <party>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Jam
     
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  18. monacoger

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    Another one of my classics <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 28, 2017
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    Thanks in advance, guise <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Prick
     
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