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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Fayre doos, buddie. My speling ain't mutch cop eever.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    ffs <doh>

    The Spoons






















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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Soz. My bad. LOLZY.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    My local Sainsbury's has run out of olives and almonds. I'm not really one to swear, but on this occasion I used the S-word. Twice!
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Friday nights at Dundalk survive! <party>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 18, 2020
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They won't.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Bollocks, what are the healthcare workers actually doing apart from telling suspected people with it to stay in their gaffs?
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    no they’re dying for us
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 19, 2020
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Can't wait for Careworkers day at Ibrox when a male nurse is fired out from a giant needle as 4 hospital porters abseil down the Govan Stand.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 19, 2020
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Some mongo just got on the bus with full facemask and hood up, picks up an old Metro with his bare hands and starts reading it.

    Mongos gonna mong
     
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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sh.it just got real

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    Former Dancing On Ice star Linda Lusardi has told fans on social media she’s ‘extremely ill with coronavirus’ as the Covid-19 virus continues to spread.
    Fans shared their well wishes when the former Page 3 girl shared her illness in response to a fan who was chasing her for a message from Linda to be sent to their relative in lockdown.

    Sympathy w.ank later on for Linda
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 19, 2020
  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Any regular Metro readers on here with thoughts on who this might be?
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    #859
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hi we’ve got Albert Einstein on line 1 calling from New York

    what’s your point caller?

     
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