Coronavirus

Police in Camden warning that people were knocking on doors offering to test residents for Coronavirus, then robbing them. There are some ****ing horrible people about.

 

****s. Same as my window cleaner. He's a jock ****. Takes 6 minutes to wash my glass. 15 quid. ****.

 

Contact these guys for info on how you can help in your area

https://www.trusselltrust.org/get-involved/ways-to-give/

 

I wonder if there is a problem with the supply chain on fruit and veg - i've not come across that section being cleared out yet. There is only a few things from that section that will keep, that would be potatoes and onions (regardless of their bb dates). I suppose ppl could freeze some of it but seems a bit OTT (but hey yeah like everything else).

If you live near the supermarket, I suppose you could take the sad predicament of knowing when the delivery lorry turns up!

I aint going anywhere near a supermarket if i can help it, made a shhite load of spag bowl today, from using up some perishables, will last a couple of days. Actually managed several days ago to pick up some large and very nice looking baked potatoes, fook the date on them, they will keep until I need them.

Anyway more important news, my 30 jaffa cakes are right now, 7 less, my doctor is going to have a fooking fit

 

The ****s are buying all the long term items. It **** I eat aside from pasta and rice. Got shed loads of that **** before the c virus.

 

Should be a minimum 10 years inside for anybody caught doing that kind of **** ... and no early release coz they subsequently express remorse or find God bollox ... beneath contempt

 

I bet half the fookers buying the shop up have probably already got a month supply of food indoors! Generally it would take a good couple of weeks to clear everything out of my house. Especially when it comes to clearer the freezer out, another reason i made the spag bol today, the beef mince really needed using up. Somedays you can't always have what you might fancy, you have to have what needs using up, so it aint getting chucked away/wasted.

 

You’re literally going to have to die from this to accept it’s real.

 

If your veg is starting to look a bit ropey turn it into soup and freeze what you can't consume fresh ... my Missus makes Fookin awesome spiced parsnip and various squash and carrot and coriander soups ...

 

I am a denier now then, thick twat

So so predictable

 

You’re a monotone soak. Maybe you’re a denier too.

 

Sometimes, just boil up all the ropey and turn it into bubble&squeak.

 

bubble&squeak, hoy some corned beef in with it

 

Make your mind up fella, you said i would have to die before accepting it was real.
A bit like Tobes only with a brain and sense of humour

 

Lots of corned beef

 

Funny you should say that!....I actually do if i boil up a load of old spuds. I remember when I was out in the states, they used to do it for breakfast with a couple of eggs.

 

Corned beef is very underrated... love a good corned beef hash ... got some in while other ****ers were stockpiling pasta and bog roll ... tatties, onions a few herbs and away we go

 

I've done nothing different and nothing different has happened. Having said that, my bro has done forecasts and to prevent them from losing in the next financial year he has had to lay 3 off. 3 who had 15 - 20 years service each. So they were mates.

 

I thought I’d seen it all until it was discovered what that guys into.

 

Awkward ... Orchid ...