Coronavirus

not quite as bad as that

 

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Oh right, if thats the case ill be able to stay still then if i dont wanna prolong the process

 

to save the environment.

 

I've had a camera shoved down my cock and watched my insides on the monitor. That was seriously ****ing painful but what was worse is that I came out the room feeling dirty and violated. I went straight home for a shower and a cry.

No idea why I've brought this up. It's not even relevant. Maybe I need counselling.

 

I found it quite therapeutic and it almost sent me to sleep!

 

1st time i went in there all puking like the exorcist i had a swab up my arse, that was not a thing id wanna do again tbh.

I squealed like a piglet no joke

 

I have had that, checking the bladder. Worst bit was the nurse putting the numbing/antiseptic gel in. Then sat with my thumb on my cock!

 

its when the stupid ****s go "if you look at the screen you will be able to see the inside of your bladder" and then get offended when you tell them just to get a ****ing move on .
PS if they say we are proposing a bladder pressure study just start running .

 

Had a kidney stent removed, worse than the bladder. pulling out a dry rubber tube and TV camera back out!

 

the bladder one are fine if you get a decent quack but in my area that seems 50/50 and i refused to have one till they had a new consultant as one was so bad and i'm pretty good at this sort of stuff - though less so than when i was younger probably as i've had enough of countless tests , probes etc

 

Lost all my inhibitions after many tests/prods and fingers pushed up/around. Things like bladder and stuff make good bar / pub tales, always get a giggle.

 

my patience is wearing thin after nigh on 50 years of it particularly as some of it is to check if stuff they did years ago to me are now a problem i.e one op they did it now turns out gives you a much higher risk of tumours in your bladder hence my annual cystoscopy .

 

I hear you fella.......sound's like you been pulled about a bit dude

 

funny thing is they still aren't sure what actually happened to me

 

An all to familiar story dude........my wife's been fkd about with for last 5 years......she started doing research herself and seems we in wales don't have the money for this rare condition and she has had to go private with a guy in london who only yesterday ruled out what these net checkers in the university of Wales have been blindly searching for 5 years.

She still has faith in the service

 

if it happened now they would probably know but back then the technology was by todays standards pretty primitive .

 

Exposure to John Martyn probably. Saw him headlining At Glastonbury over 40 years ago, and I’m still traumatised.

Somewhere in a parallel universe, he’s still tuning up for that gig, and arguing with the sound guy.

 

That's true, and it's simple evolution... If you kill your host: you die. So usually viruses evolve to live off their hosts without killing them because they spread more easily that way.

The unusual thing about COVID is it spreads before it even produces symptoms... So being more or less deadly is irrelevant to the virus. Most transmissions occur before symptoms peak.

No evolutionary pressure for COVID to become more deadly (it doesn't do the virus any good) but there's not strong evolutionary pressure for it to become weaker either. What will happen is our immune system will get better at fighting it the more boosters we get and exposure to the virus we get.

 

My doctor will never go to virtual visits. He likes prostate exams too much. I swear, when I turned 39 and went for my annual checkup he was far too gleeful in telling me that "next year, you're 40 and will need a prostate exam for your annual".