Moan of the Match. Top three things you are missing or are pissing you off, you know the drill. 1. Pub 2. Football 3. A haircut
1. Hugs from my great grand children 2. Teasing my grand children 3. Banter with my daughters Everything else is totally insignificant
1. Not being able to pop over to Geneva to buy the latest Rolex and Patek Phillipe models 2. Not being able to hop over to my super yacht in Barbados 3. Not being able to have numerous licentious affairs with a bevvy of beauties - I am resigned to stay put in my Monte Carlo mansion with nothing more than a handful of Miss Worlds to keep me company.
1. Peace 2. And 3. Quiet My eldest is off to Uni in September (hopefully then anyway) to study Psychology. She's going to need it around our place god help us.
1. Not being able to get home to celebrate my son's 50th birthday. 2. Not being able to see the rest of my family. 3. Football. P.s. On the plus side being in a nice sunny climate, no stupidity of panic buying, drinking Heineken at £0.40 a bottle. Life is not all bad at the moment.