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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Don’t tell me we’re losing two lanes across the Bridge...

    <doh>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jun 10, 2021
  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Have we covered electric bikes?
    ****in lazy ****s.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    we can get a lift from Chester Le street with Trev in his lada.
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Look I’ve told you before it’s a fridge and can you just stop taking food from there!!
     
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  5. General Lee Speaking

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    I may get one as I struggle up hills because of my heart defect. Not everyone on an electric bike is a lazy ****.
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Jun 11, 2021
  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s all starting to make sense now: your forum name: this post.

    Your a driving instructor with no customers and you where knocked over when you where young.

    You have no left foot anymore!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jun 11, 2021
  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Sorry mate your so wrong. This post is way to accurate and sensible for a football forum. Come on check yourself out in the mirror with all your actual factual correctness.

    Jesus!
     
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  8. Captainpancakes

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    I know a driving instructor.. He's bucked loads of his customers
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    Move to Holland. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Also sounds absolutely **** and we are just becoming robots in some dystopian society controlled by the faceless ****s. Great fun. Every move you make monitored. Paperless money, AI controlled cars, a CCTV on every corner, drones policing the streets. All probable. Remove all risk from life by making it as ****ing boring and safety conscious as possible. Get ****ed with this **** for me - I'm glad I'll have had my time before this world turns to ****e. I am happy for me and all my family to deal with risk. Humans have got this far dealing with far bigger risk. Whereas I am all for progress in safety terms, there has to be balance and freedom. When did we get so stupid?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 11, 2021
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  12. Nig

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    Take your trainer wheels/stabilisers off.
     
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