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  1. Nig

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    Boiling a kettle whilst in the bath is very dangerous and fookin stupid.
     
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    Mate why are you persisting with this ridiculous objection you made when I said driving is still dangerous even if you took away the idiots?
     
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  3. Captainpancakes

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    I wouldn't advise it to anyone
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    And you're wrong!

    It is only dangerous if you can't drive, which would make you an idiot to be on the road, and therefore not all idiots would have been removed.
     
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    That's wrong and an insult to many innocent victims of the roads! A ridiculous statement that mate.

    You seem to believe human error isn't possible if you're a good driver and that freak accidents don't occur.

    It's quite simply just a very dangerous activity.
     
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    Freak accidents are extremely rare. They virtually never happen. That is why they are called freak accidents.

    The comment you made, which I responded to, was whether roads would be safe if all idiots were removed. In that scenario then any collision would almost certainly not be an accident and would be down to a mistake that someone had made through bad driving.
     
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  7. Captainpancakes

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    You just said quite clearly its only dangerous if you can't drive.. Correct?

    Have a word with yourself mate that's a ridiculous thing to say.

    Now you're saying oh well I won't address that I'll just say it doesn't happen often.



    Driving is a very dangerous activity whether you think you're the best and most sensible person in the world you can be killed through no fault of your own, so it's hardly as you claim safe.

    You're moving at speeds of up to 70 mph when I put the kettle on im definitely safer.
     
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    Yep. It's bound to be freezing by the time you get out the bath
     
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    Dangerous situations only occur when someone has made a mistake. The fact freak accidents only happen rarely is directly relevant to whether something is dangerous. Freak accidents can happen doing anything. That doesn't make those activities dangerous activities.
     
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    Your talking bollocks mate and completely misquoting everything said to you, just like you always do.

    Take a deep breath, have some muesli and then sit down and have a proper think.
     
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    Plus if you stay in the bath long enough for the water in your kettle to freeze then the milk would have gone off too!
     
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    That's not true as I've already told you several times.

    Accidents happen full stop.

    I'm sure the thousands people that have died in car crashes were all terrible drivers unlike you... Let's not forgot none of them could drive according to you.

    Even the very best at anything make mistakes and like I said before if you've come up with a formula to eradicate human error then congratulations you'll get a nobel prize.

    Driving is a very dangerous activity!
     
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  15. Captainpancakes

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    Misquoted?

    You've made some absolutely ridiculous comments.

    Stop and think yourself pal
     
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    <doh>

    At what point did any of those deaths occur when all the idiots had been taken off the road, which is the scenario you mentioned that I was responding to???
     
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    Yes misquoted. When did I say good drivers aren't subject to the laws of physics?
     
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    Have you heard of black ice for example?

    Driving is dangerous whether theres idiots on the road or not.. You disputed that and you're wrong.

    You've since gone on to say you'll only die if can't drive.. Thats not a misquote it's what you said.
     
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    I never quoted you much like the when this started I wasn't even talking to you.

    Driving is dangerous it's one of the most dangerous things we do regularly and removing the idiots won't make it safe.

    Safer as I said several times but definitely not safe
     
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    Yes I have. And I have sympathy for anyone that is ever hurt or killed in any situation on the roads.

    In the instance of black ice, it only occurs in freezing or near to freezing conditions. We should all adjust our driving to allow for the possibility of black ice in those conditions. It's a tragic situation but accidents involving black ice still involve somebody making a mistake. That isn't holier than thou or anything either. We can all make mistakes. It isn't about being a perfect driver. However, when accidents happen it usually involves driver error. Anybody can make bad (or idiotic decisions) but if you removed those from the road then I genuinely don't see any more danger than any other situation at all.
     
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