Transfer Rumours Daniel James

It's longer than the others and just brilliant.

 

It's quick progress for this lad and his desire to succeed may make him a success if they look after him.

 

It's already more entertaining than the Champion's League final .... although the pussy ratios are similar tbf

 

I found it very entertaining

 

Anybody who hates on Love Island is just trying to act like a big man... proper tele, **** all ya boring cop dramas, this is the ****. Birds tryna find nice lads to settle down with and having some top bantz along the way.

 

Mrs watches it, I'd smash the Lil geordie lightskinned chick no probs.

Saw some jock on there with no hair on his legs and his mum shaves his bum for him apparently.

****me

 

Whenever that's happened in our house, I usually leave sharpish! And told the missus I don't wanna know, when I come back.

 

Maybe he will find a nice lady to shave it for him.

 

Or a nice man. why else would you shave your arse for

 

Yep I'd ruin her life.

Bloke on the left is the poofy hairless mongo jock.

 

That’s the wrong guy you mug.

 

Im devastated you spazzy ****.

 

Don’t make me come up there and wax your arse.

 

@Hoddle Is A God call the police mate

 

Looks repressed, just waiting to come out.

 

If I'd have ever asked my mum to shave my arse Id have been rightly drop kicked in the vagina.

 

Some fcked up hippy **** parenting going on. And they let twats like that on tv

 

Does Scotland have a thriving lbgt community @DUNCAN DONUTS ?

 

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That’s Tommy Fury. The jock lad is a bit of a gimp tbf.