Dave King back at The Gers as Chairman?

Me too Gambol some of it has already been leaked on the internet.



Dead CLub Afilm by soopahoopa

Sceene 5

At a bazemnt under the deadclubz pitch owned by greenanwhiete

AlbYtoz: Welcum to Deadclub...the first rule about deadclub is everyone talks about deadclub. Iv itz yoor fursttime you heve to speak aboot them.

Harree: (LOOKZ bit nervose as itz his firsttim ther) Am no sure boot thiz.

Alboroz: COmeonharriy dont be shy maybe you want to stertuz of superrr?/? Hahahahahahahahahaha

sooberhoober: Nobotheralbo sevko are dead the dead clubdont exist exceptinthe cretin minds ov weeT and gambul. If they were alive they wood be 141 yeerz old almost az old as oldmoses. they are only two yearz old whic is as many braincells as the bogot medro an trev combined. SEvko1873 and ahalf died and the roast chickens have flocked together and are worth two inthe bush. I will kick your hun in does notno the deadclub is not a unequee snowflakey it is two clubs. thankgodthe deadclub is dead or the weebus drivers would not be able to take lizzys taxis.

A sqeeek of tire noises iz heard abuv the pitch. Camaron pans to above. Albytrozz is heard in awooried voice

Alba tross: Oh ****e it's Murrae!!

the mmberz of deadclub look a bit skerred and they touch rozrybeeds. A evil voice iz herd

Murraey: Qwick fatsally wheel me quicker they hobos huv got unnerthe pitch again. Wee need to charge them before we liquidiser.wee need all the money to cheet with.

Lightz fade as seen ends the roly stones record my obbsesssion is herd in background

 

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I have never met William Frazer so i couldn't classify him as a friend.

15/02/2002 - £84m

 

Medro there is photographic evidence of someone, who doesn't look wise accompanying
Mr Frazer, are you saying that isn't you.

 

That wiz heard worc but wurth it <ok?

 

Oooooft Whytie in the headlines

 

Dead Club was a good film, but I much preferred Things To Do In Ibrox When You`re Dead

 

Yes.

Old news.

Whyte claimed months ago that he done a deal with Green.

Now the cops are investigating.

 

I was reliably informed late last night that there would be random fits of beel coming from the Rangers fans today so be wary of attack and resolute in the face of provocation.

watp

 

^^^sooks diarrhoea out dirty nappies^^^

 

they're trying their best as well

pity the timmy

 

So The Rangers are Green and Whyte and are blew all over .