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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 26, 2020.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    STFU bro.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 27, 2020
  2. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    This is like ' The Emperor's new Clothes"

    Everyone shut up. It's a collective secret.

    I'm the little boy!!!!

    It's Chaos!!!!!!!!
     
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    LiamO, Jan 27, 2020
  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Everyone is gonna be ****ing gutted when Chaos never comes back because he realised this site is a toxic hellscape.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 27, 2020
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  4. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    He'll always come back! He needs his fix of ****aboutary!!
     
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    LiamO, Jan 27, 2020
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Everyone comes back eventually...........
     
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  6. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    You must be the worst person at getting rid of bodies mate
     
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    haslam, Jan 27, 2020
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I always keep them. They're good for the rhubarb!
     
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  8. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    I bet you crumble under pressure
     
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    haslam, Jan 27, 2020
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    He’d get his just desserts.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 27, 2020
  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Pie in the sky mate!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 27, 2020

  11. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    In some weird, twisted way, I am missing the old bugger ...
     
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    Judge Death, Jan 27, 2020
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Everyone is agreeing far, far too much for my liking.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 27, 2020
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    were ****ed.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 27, 2020
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    agreed.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 27, 2020
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You could pop a SAFC short on a corpse and leave it in the middle of Pennywell for the Orcs to devour...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 28, 2020
  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    This every time, chop em up and go find a pig farm.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Jan 29, 2020
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