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Egyptians: Did They Really Build the Pyramids?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Did they ****, yes i know they ****ed, but did they build stuff like that with what tools they had available at the time, did they bollocks.
     
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    It was the CIA, although others say the blame lies fully with the Irish.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Of course not.

    We were visited by aliens who were more advanced than us. This explains the lights in the sky. A Spaceship. No God, no big bang.

    A visitation.
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The tin foil hat you are wearing is no longer effective, you need a lead one

    [video=youtube;675Z9b8EPTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=675Z9b8EPTk&lc=saGiyRQ7EQZpeNC_T-49SLDNYQV7wUKKD-2N4Y7Mz08&feature=inbox[/video]
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The pyramids were a cosmic event of pure randomness

    No one can be blamed for them

    If you bought into one of these schemes its your own fault
     
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  7. EDGE

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    I clearly states in the Bible that Jesus built them with the help of Mohammed and Ganesha
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They were built by human slaves under the command of their cruel overlords, the cats. That's how it was. Then there was an uprising by the dogs to overthrow the cats thereby promoting mankind to masters of the world with the dogs by his side as his faithful companion.

    Cats and dogs have been fighting an underground war ever since.

    There was a documentary about it on Channel 5 on Sunday afternoon past.
     
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  9. gas

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    They were built by the Hebrew slaves but work stopped when some **** called Moses got them all to walk out. He has never received the recognition he deserved for being the 1st ever militant shop steward.
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    **** am i so wrong

    I thought it was a stereo & toby love in palace
     
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  11. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    There aren't any pyramids you think ****s!
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not just the Egyptians built the pyramids, there were undoubtedly slaves used for manual tasks but plenty of evidence has been found to show that craftsmen and artisans were used and it was considered a great honour to be a part of the process.

    3000 years ago the Pharaohs were considered to be demi-gods and would have been worshipped by the people. No greater achievment could be hoped for than to take part in constructing the tomb that would house the Pharaoh and his entourage.

    It just shows what little understanding of ancient cultures we have and the lack of respect towards the abilities of those who went before us to suggest it had to be aliens. If you stuck an Egyptian engineer from the time of the building of the pyramids in a modern setting they would be up to speed with us in no time. Do you think humans only found the brain 100 years ago? You insult yourself if you think human beings aren't capable of such feats.

    Try reading a book that doesn't have photos of tits and watching something on TV other than the X-Factor and you might just exercise your own grey matter.

    Aliens, good grief.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Bollocks.
     
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  15. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    The Irish built them.We built every ****ing thing else,so why not the pyramids?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Pyramids were not tombs.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They had no knowledge of either the wheel or the pulley and they only had copper tools.
     
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  18. Thomas The Cat

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    They where ancient casinos
     
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  19. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Correct Dev,they were lighthouses.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Correct. They were built in worship of The Travellers from a distant galaxy.

    Nothing else comes remotely close to explain these vast anachronisms.

    It has to be a gift for The Sun Gods as the Egyptians described these other worldly beings.
     
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