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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by User deleted as requested, Jan 9, 2020.

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  1. DickPlumb

    DickPlumb Well-Known Member

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    @Dickhead does that refer to me?
     
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    DickPlumb, Jan 12, 2020
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    Sorry ....wrong Dick <laugh>
     
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    There are two Dicks on 606 <doh>
     
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  4. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me but two Dicks and one cock please:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Smudger603, Jan 12, 2020
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  5. DickPlumb

    DickPlumb Well-Known Member

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    I think that was right for me.
     
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  6. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    @Smudger603 it looks like you have not washed for a month. Can you not afford running water and soap in your gaff?
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 15, 2020
  7. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    Your assuming that the picture is me ? If avatars have to be of ones self then dickplum is a very attractive man :emoticon-0109-kiss::emoticon-0109-kiss: :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Smudger603, Jan 15, 2020
  8. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I am confident that is you Smudge, do you prefer Dove or Palmolive? I can post some bars to you.
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 15, 2020
  9. Smudger603

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    You should keep them mate and treat your feet :emoticon-0119-puke: :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  10. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    F***** me there Smudger.
     
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  11. Smudger603

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    Thanks for the soap mate I forgot how soft our water is !
     
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    Smudger603, Jan 27, 2020
  12. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 27, 2020
  13. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Smudge, do you need any flannels? I have plenty!
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 27, 2020
  14. Smudger603

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    I’m sure you do
     
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  15. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 30, 2020
  16. Smudger603

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    Explain ??
     
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    Smudger603, Jan 30, 2020
  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I tried to inbox you and I was blocked<wah>
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 30, 2020
  18. Smudger603

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    fuke knows how mate?
     
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    I think it's a general thing for you dear Elfy over the whole of Not606 <ok>
     
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  20. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I need to be able to have contact with all the members.
     
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