Embarrassing incidents

I coughed in my rompers in a lift once and the doors closed before I could get out. It wouldn't have been so bad if I'd kept it silent but I couldn't quite control it from being a rectal raspberry so as the niff spread, everybody knew it was one of mine. Even then, I might have brazened it out if it had only been a lift full of blokes. I might have even been congratulated on such a fine effort, but no, there were ladies present and their looks made it quite plain what they thought.

 

The treatment of Jonothan Acworth on the Charlton board will never be excused by GC apart from Ponders none of your kind will be açcepted as a result .

 

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

 

Je suis Jono

 

Tits McGee takes Rangers defeat badly

 

I suspect most Rangers fans would have bitten your hand off for 2-0 before the match.

 

Is that a dig at Gambol?

 

Gambol's not technically a Rangers fan at the moment. He's taking a sabbatical till the current bunch of crooks are removed from the board.

 

I can't say I blame him, I know patience is a virtue but this saga makes War and Peace look like the Beano.

 

She has to get the dog pished before it will go within 10 yards of her bearded clam.

Yacontcha!

 

I've been in a few embarrassing situations.

 

Embarrassing incidents? Ian Black's impersonation of a football player. I hope tae fack he didn't throw away his old painting overalls.

 

I would have thought the denizens of GC would have had loads of embarrassing incidents to regale us with.

It would seem, as many have claimed, GC died when SPN closed it's doors.

#nostalgia

 

I once got a phone call from the IT **** at work who was fixing my laptop to say some of my pictures were very interesting. To my horror I realised I'd left a few uncompromising photos of Mrs Gas on there. I got lucky for two reasons, 1st he's a poof, 2nd, Everycunt seen her nakid anyway

 

None of your GC buddies have on transfer deadline day

 

Should've been up to speed on my frantic picture posting phase on GC uncut. I distinctly recall slipping a home piccie in at some point.

 

QUOTE="gas., post: 7566098, member: 1001664"]Should've been up to speed on my frantic picture posting phase on GC uncut. I distinctly recall slipping a home piccie in at some point.[/QUOTE]

you dickhead :/ I missed it and all this news arriving on transfer deadline day ... I cant cope

 

I've just finished a big bowl of chilli con carne and a bottle of Merlot, on transfer deadline day.

 

I got nicked once for pissng against a wall.