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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. Hash.

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    sources claim Gas is close to posting a pic of his mrs fisting her own ass on transfer deadline day ... only 2 hours and 53 mins left
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

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    Sky sources confirm, I'd like to have sexy funtime with Kate Abdo and Hayley McQueen - on transfer deadline day.

    Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
     
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  3. Hash.

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    Harry Redknapp confirms hes seen mrs Gas naked to our reporter on transfer deadline day
     
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    I'm off for a quick **** before the window slams shut - on transfer deadline day.
     
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    This just in - ST spotted at the ja606 training ground.

    Gambol angling for a move to Pie&Bovril.

    Twitter is in meltdown.
     
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  6. Hash.

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    Our sources understand ER is asking any and everybody if theyd like to go for curry #odemwingemkII on transfer deadline day
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

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    Dev said to be 'weighing up his options' on transfer deadline day.

    Mick confirms 5 posters will be brought in on loan with an option to buy in the summer.
     
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    Tina fails to agree personal terms with mumsnet and will stay with not606 till the summer.
     
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    I hate to say it but i've been tapped up. JA606 are looking for a new jolly craicster with a massive back catalogue of old jokes, i'm mulling it over.
     
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    Sensational breaking news - Eddie currently having medical at infowars.com.

    More on that story later.
     
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    The deal was hijacked at the last moment when the CIA swooped in to get Ed on a 25 year deal.

    Guantanamo
     
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    Sky exclusive - not606 reject £10million bid for Pud from epicurious.com.
     
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    The Orange boiler suit was a clincher
     
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    Trev's agent has dismissed reports linking him with a move to DigitalSpy. Bit of a damp squib that one.
     
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    This one right out of leftfield - jonno acworth transfer to ghostsnghouls.com confirmed.
     
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    Via Twitter - Edge puts pen to paper and extends not606 contract till 2018.
     
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    toby issues 'come and get me' plea to dullmensclub.com
     
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    Mick rebuffs 11th hour swoop for ER from nicecupofteaandasitdown.com
     
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    monaco looks set to snub late offer from Le Pen's National Front. Sky sources confirm he's looking for a more racist outfit.
     
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    mentaldetectorist.com fail to get deal with stopme over the line. Mick's offer of a new Kellyco Razor Edge Gator Digger was enough to convince stopme to stay put.
     
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: Dev = IRA

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