sources claim Gas is close to posting a pic of his mrs fisting her own ass on transfer deadline day ... only 2 hours and 53 mins left
Sky sources confirm, I'd like to have sexy funtime with Kate Abdo and Hayley McQueen - on transfer deadline day. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
This just in - ST spotted at the ja606 training ground. Gambol angling for a move to Pie&Bovril. Twitter is in meltdown.
Our sources understand ER is asking any and everybody if theyd like to go for curry #odemwingemkII on transfer deadline day
Dev said to be 'weighing up his options' on transfer deadline day. Mick confirms 5 posters will be brought in on loan with an option to buy in the summer.
I hate to say it but i've been tapped up. JA606 are looking for a new jolly craicster with a massive back catalogue of old jokes, i'm mulling it over.
Sensational breaking news - Eddie currently having medical at infowars.com. More on that story later.
The deal was hijacked at the last moment when the CIA swooped in to get Ed on a 25 year deal. Guantanamo
Trev's agent has dismissed reports linking him with a move to DigitalSpy. Bit of a damp squib that one.
monaco looks set to snub late offer from Le Pen's National Front. Sky sources confirm he's looking for a more racist outfit.
mentaldetectorist.com fail to get deal with stopme over the line. Mick's offer of a new Kellyco Razor Edge Gator Digger was enough to convince stopme to stay put.