If we could get him and maybe Kolo Toure out of retirement, it would be a great start for the Saudi’s, Liam!
Great start? For what? A female brothel? Roll up Roll up ladies. The treasures(knobs) of darkest Africa!
Speaking of funny transfers,accoding to the Sun, Manchester United and Tottenham are locked in talks with Islam Slimani as both clubs look to sign the Leicester forward.
Is this a rumour or just a bizarre wishlist? He's 35, hasn't played in the 'prem since he was ****e at Palace 4 years ago, and is currently slobbing around in Turkey fattening up his pension. Wow theses Saudis clearly have their Champions League winning team planned out already...
and omg we could've got Ben Arfa back: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51279311 and wow Ronaldo is a fat **** these days.
I knew he loved the Gee-Gees, But not in the biblical way!! **** it, post Brexit anything goes I say!
tbf the harm his horses got was from him not giving a **** about them rather than having an overactive interest in them..