Favourite Childhood Memory?

Golly gee, golly gosh, so many to choose from.

I think Arnold Palmers Pro Shot Golf was my favourite

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When I came to this planet in 1974 this was my introduction to mankind's best invention.

Oh my Days!!

 

Playing hide the sausage with Uncle Norman. I used to always win so he would give me sweets and chocolate, every time!

 

Must you lower the tone??

I was trying to be serious for once in my bleedin' awful life!!

 

Alright then, this was alright I suppose

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Smashing ****s windaes.

 

I had that, a hand-me-down from my older cousin. Got a lot of cousins.

 

If you didn't have the stands, the dug outs and the floodlights you were basically a ****ing poofter!!

 

Too many for just one memory. Here goes....

Christmas. Isle of Wight. Raleigh Grifter. ABBA. Walking home with Mum & Sister sharing a bag of chips. Mandy from the chip shop (first real girl I fancied)

Lowering the tone - park porn mags, knock down ginger, "show me yours and I'll show you mine " (staring at Sarah's minge and noticing she had a freckle on it). ABBA again (first hard-on over the blonde one).

 

My cousin had an Evo Kenevo stunt bike

 

TPing the tree in an Iraqi kid's garden, then egging and flouring his dad's car

 

There was a strange day at school when I was 9 or 10 when all the boys spent the lunch break trying to persuade a pretty, slightly posh girl to show us her fanny. She didn't but eventually another pretty girl obliged by pulling down her knickers and lifting her skirt up in front of us all. Held the skirt aloft for a good while too, not a quick flash. I can still picture it.

 

Stone you skinny ****

 

Lobbing bricks at Pikies who were parked up on some grass land. They soon move on.

A more enjoyable one was I came across a couple have a bit of fun in a car, was only about 11 at the time

 

Throwing anything that came to hand at the Brits

 

^^^^ fenian bastard

 

And he wonders why he never gets invited to curry nights.

 

Being in second year at school and motor-boating my P.E teacher in the showers.



Mr Jenkins had the most amazing moobs.

 

Yeah, I don't like pop stars award shows either.

 

hey everybody, Gambol did a funny!

 

Finally, the recognition I deserve