Have you seen the lass recently? Wouldn't have been interested 30 years ago! Now? Good looking skinny lass! Ok. 50 year old skinny lass doesn't sound good. But she is. Well. At my age. She is!
Bloody right I would too! And what the **** is that all about when a women in her 50s looks better than she did in her 20s?
Sayings... as in. "You can take a cow to water but you can't make it drink"... No. Nobody takes a cow to water. You can't teach an old dog new tricks... I bet you ****ing can. I bet I could teach an 8 year old dog how to give a paw for a treat, if he didn't already know how. Sayings are just people talking ****. Innit.