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Off Topic Festive insults thread

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sb_73, Dec 28, 2016.

  1. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    just heard a couple on the radio which were new to me and made me laugh out loud:

    'As much use as tits on a fish'

    And the brilliant

    'He climbed into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking'

    Open to bids.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Is your ass jealous of the amount of sh!t that just came out of your mouth?
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I trust her about as far as I could lift her.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
     
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    "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you"
     
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    You'll never be the man your mother was
     
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    You have a mouth as big as a cows got c&nt!
    Your arse is so big, you could play f&cking cartoons on it!
    Everyone has the right to have a face that looks live in, but yours has had squatters!
     
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    If l wanted to hear from an assole, l would of farted!
    or
    Useless as tits on a bull.
    or
    I've seen better heads on a beer.
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    Thats got a head like a smacked assole.
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    If men were dominoes, you'd be a double blank
     
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    You're a complete and utter ted
     
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    She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
     
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    You have the mind of a Chelsea supporter
     
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  15. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Millwall. Nuff said.
     
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