What makes you mutter FFS? @Suckmyklopp wants to kill anyone who stands on the left of an escalator. @Saintmagic 's dad hated people who used cards to pay for a sandwich I often want to launch myself at morons who do their weekly shop in the little Co-op. Little Co-op's are convenience stores where you go to pick up a couple of items. That's reflected in the fact there are only two tills and one member of staff. When I'm stood there, second in the queue with a jar of mustard and a 4 pack of beer, I don't want to see some ****er at the till with two full shopping baskets. FFS.
I say this everytime we do this thread but my main two are: - ****s who queue in a pub for ages and then get served n don't know what they want. How can you not know, been stood there staring at it all for ages. - ****s in shops who have queued for ages and then don't have their money ready. Oh I'm sorry have you not done this before? Do you not realise that you might need your method of payment ready just like every **** in front of you who you've just watched ****s the lot of them.
Add people who order a round and do it one drink at a time, plus those who order Guinness last. "I'll have a pint of lager.... and a pint of cider.... and a vodka and coke.... and a white wine.... and a Guinness." Are you ****ing simple? These people do this **** for a living. They can remember multiple drinks, ****.
Most of my anger is road-based I think. Just ****s who poodle along unnecessarily slowly or ****s who can’t work out what lane they’re meant to be in.
People that come into my local and get annoyed by the fact I’m sat at the bar. I like sitting at the bar. People that ask a question then answer it for you. People with coupons in shops. People that scan a years worth of lottery tickets to see if they have won.
When you were a child, paying with a card could take a while. The machines took ages to connect to the banks and the receipts took about 3 hours to print.
And you had to spend a fiver. 2 sandwiches and packet of king skins was £5.50 at the local Shell garage.
Was anything say under £20 in shops, before contactless. He would moan that typing the pin in and waiting for it to connect would take ****ing ages. He moans about everything though, I find it hilarious as he goes from calm and placid to ****ing raging in about 2 seconds over the tiniest things. I have played on it all my life and is probably a large reason why I am such a **** now who loves winding people up.
People.who seem surprised when the traffic lights turn green. It's like they expect to sit there all day or something.. Be ready and, when it turns green, ****ing move. ****. Usually women or old bastards tbf.
My old man gets angry about everything. The kids don't want to go to restaurants with him as he's moaning before he's even sat down and is invariably rude to the staff. I've told him several times that it's probably been years since he's had a restaurant meal that hasn't been spat in. In fact, when he revisits a restaurant there is a collective FFS from the staff.
That's a classic, and so true. I've never met anyone that's had their job stolen by a foreigner. Everyone I know that has lost their job is because they ****ed up.