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This reads like gogglebox for angry people

 

Oh yeah, this film makes me angrier by factors of 10 than any other film. It's an insult to intelligence from start to finish.

 

You made me think less of it now if that eases your anger slightly

The snake bit was dumb af though for real

 

Just caught a documentary called "Edwardian Britain in Colour" showing footage of school kids, street kids, workers, toffs etc around 1900's. Some of it is from places not far from me.

The thing that I'm getting is the emphasis on doing so much outdoors. Like... everything! The world is fcked now (he says sitting in his lounge tapping away on his laptop).

 

It's all dumb, Just like he said. Not a bad film though innit.

 

No dinosaurs ... it's ****...

 

Alien Covenant 7/10 decent again.

I'm on to the 1979 classic.

 

Triangle of Sadness on Netflix - seriously ****e - 3.5/10 ...

 

Well the title kinda warned you

 

Thought it looked good myself.

 

I very much doubt it's more than a 4.

 

Alien 1979 the ****er goes from the size of a small cat to 10ft in 15 minutes.

 

Luv trying to make a 7.1 look better by sticking a 0 on the end

Covenant was very poor. I hate the fact that you spend the whole of the previous movie making sure the main protaganist escapes...only to find she's dead before the next film begins.

Same **** with Alien 3. All of Aliens trying to save Newt and escape. Only to find she's dead at the beginning of Alien 3 ffs.

 

Full of holes no doubt but enjoyable, enjoying the original right now.

 

I don't mind the holes tbh. It's that it undermines the previous film. Especially when you find out they died over something trivial.

Prometheus is a good film imo. I agree with Sucky though, should've been more about the engineers. Same with Covenant.

 

I don't think she dies for no reason, she's the catalyst for the evolution into the alien we know in the future films.

 

Ian Holm is really good in the original.

 

Wasn't that the creature that comes out the engineer at the end of Prometheus?

 

David experiments on the species and used Shaw to develop the creature and turn it into the alien we know.

 

The bit about the death of the engineers is really bad 2 minute scene to wipe them all out.