I live in Derby almost bang in the middle of England “COASTAL MUPPETS” is now my new term for everybody else !!!! I have stolen the phrase, it is now mine, I will look after it and will use it at every opportunity.
"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Oh..... And i also once saw coastal muppets causing a melee at Southampton train station on derby day. Time to die. " Roy Batty, Bladerunner
I don’t wish to polemise, but the same conclusion could be drawn by the Villa fans about our focus on JT last week?
Hughes is a ****y ****ish ****. If both Stoke and S'ton go down, would that be a record? Relegating 2 teams in one season sounds a bit rare.
Would be more than fitting for this jumped up, weasel of a football manager. His prevaricating on his managerial ‘success’ is like salt in the wound of many clubs he has wasted with his talentless, dour and unprofessional approach. Disgracefully he will have walked away with hundreds of thousands of pounds and cost those clubs millions of pounds for the next few years - as we well know to our own cost. Nobody should be touching him with an extended barge pole.
I was cheering Stoke on today and I thought the score flattered Arse, I want Stoke to go down but I think it’s be funny if they now finish above Southampton.
Not exactly a new word but a new phrase. So not a neologism but perhaps a neophrase. 'Coastal Muppets'. A star (of the English language) is born.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5625123/Why-Southampton-Stoke-West-Brom-exiting-Premier-League.html Just seen this quote on the Mail's website about Stoke City's poor season, which is likely to end with relegation... "Stoke's recruitment in the summer was terrible, with too much money splashed on so-so players with reputations rather than genuinely reliable talent." Sounds familiar...