There is nothing so exhilarating, as when on a cold winter's day up Norf, a nicely brewed fart starts to touch cloth, and ends up a wet one. With an after blast site the length of your night shirt. Especially after a vindaloo, when the sphincter lips are on fire, and you need the Anusol to cool the effected area, enabling it to pass Geiger counter stable.
There's something almost poetic regarding that descriptive comment ! Shane Didley isn't on here to pass his judgement