Off Topic General chat

Aye, it's a totally ****ed up place mate.
You have to have been there & amongst them to understand them.

 

And, we're back to normal

 

By god are my ****ing haemorrhoids bad today.
Got an arsehole like a crabs ****.
Feels like a ****ing angle grinder has been used on it.
And my 4skin is as tight as a goldfishes anus.
Can't even wash properly.

 

Someone suggested that the site had reverted back to what it was before it was Not606 which makes sense because I noticed the threads on the home page were old. Pretty weird.

 

No idea mate. I didn't think it was a betting site though.

Anyway, normal service is resumed for us to bemoan our lot!

 

DWP health assessments was on the radio yesterday.
A claimant was asked by an assessor how & when did he catch Downs Syndrome.
ARE THESE ****S FOR REAL?

 

Beggers believe
How Do they get the job
In the first place
It’s sad but that’s our government
For you

 

Indeed.
They asked me how I got epilepsy.
I told the woman I caught it off a lass I shagged.
****ing DWP. What a bunch of ****s they are.
Ignorant bastards of the highest order.

 

The snowboard cross races have to be the most entertaining event at the Winter Olympics, anything can and does happen.

 

Elise Christie once again crashes out while trying to take someone else out, good, I don't like that bitch.

No doubt she'll be whingeing about how unfair it all is like usual.

 

What’s your beef with her? I’m gutted for her but know nothing about her tbh

 

The last three races I've seen her in she's taken someone out illegally but then come a cropper herself immediately afterwards, and given a cringeworthy interview afterwards where she's crying and refusing to accept any blame for what she did.

Me and my wife were saying that when she was at school she would have been the kid that bullied other kids until she gets punched back at which point she starts sobbing and runs to teacher to grass them up.

 

Lol.
Sounds just like Brian Tinnion.

 

Ah I see. She’s a mega bitch then haha

 

Seems like it to me, all crocodile tears to get sympathy after she's just tried to cheat. Pisses me off too that the BBC presenters all try to spin it like she didn't do anything wrong even though the judges at the games hit her with penalties for fouling.

I've found myself really getting behind the British athletes in these games even if it's a bronze in some obscure event but I always want Christie to fall flat on her face and she never lets me down.

 

I found it interesting too that when my wife and I saw the short highlight it looked like the skater behind her stacked it and took Christie out and yet officially Christie was disqualified and the other racer progressed to the final (and won silver). As someone who knows very little about the event it does strongly suggest that Christie was at fault!

 

Christie once again crashes out and later gets disqualified for an unsafe manoeuvre. She really is a ****wit.

Afterwards she says that she has no idea what the yellow card was for unless it was for her own safety...delusion levels previously unheard of, and the BBC again try to spin it like she's a national hero with terrible luck. There's a reason why this is her Olympic record, and it's not bad luck

Sochi 2014

500m - Disqualified

1000m - Disqualified

15000m - Disqualified

Pyeongchang 2018

500m - Crashes

1000m - Disqualified

1500m - Crashes

 

Would you lick her fanny though?

 

If she paid me enough I suppose otherwise **** no.

 

Watched a film called Get Out tonight which I'd recommend for any horror fans sick of the same old same old haunted house ****e that gets churned out. The best way I could describe it without giving much away is that it's a modern take on Rosemary's Baby with a dark sense of humour.